Miscellaneous: Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out...

By doblex - 20/12/2012 11:19 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 390

You deserved it 9 065

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 952

You deserved it 2 009

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 121

You deserved it 2 315

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By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 196

You deserved it 4 622

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 805

You deserved it 4 073

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 653

You deserved it 5 912

By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 20:00

Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 948

You deserved it 2 380

Fingered

By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 510

You deserved it 108

Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 225

You deserved it 76 129

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 895

You deserved it 3 722

Thanks!

By rachel - 19/02/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 794

You deserved it 8 611

lenamartinovic 13

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:23

Report him

YaboyVinnie 21

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:23

When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.

Comments

OhMinty 5

Thursday 20 December 2012 18:38

What an asshat

ElricMustang 23

Thursday 20 December 2012 18:52

How is this a YDI? Report him!

little_one 20

Thursday 20 December 2012 21:03

Cause people think it's karma but it's really just an asshat cop being a douce.

stonedfishies 10

Thursday 20 December 2012 19:14

He needs to put his personal issues with you aside and do his job, report him.

gmaniac93 7

Thursday 20 December 2012 20:16

Whats with all the YDIs?

yepusuckarse 7

Thursday 20 December 2012 21:39

Bc it's bs!

Wolfhowl85 3

Thursday 20 December 2012 20:19

Cop probably did it. Ultimate Punk'd.

Mindwarp 4

Thursday 20 December 2012 20:24

Why is there more "you deserved it" than "i agree, your life sucks"? Thats kind of crappy.. You didnt do anything wrong.

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 20 December 2012 20:33

Cop: Are you... doblex from lovestarved high school? OP: ohh myy Gawd! How've you bee.... Cop: Move along nothing to see here!

graffix1976 1

Thursday 20 December 2012 20:35

Report that piece of crap. I like Cops, just have no use for one's that abuse their power

cristy91 33

Thursday 20 December 2012 20:56

Five is still a lot of years, and either way his job requires him to leave all personal issues at home.

little_one 20

Thursday 20 December 2012 21:01

So high school. Some people never grow up.

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