Miscellaneous: Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out...

By doblex - 20/12/2012 11:19 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

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You deserved it 9 061

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 009

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 118

You deserved it 2 315

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By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 190

You deserved it 4 621

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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You deserved it 4 072

By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 20:00

Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how looks everyday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 945

You deserved it 2 376

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 645

You deserved it 5 909

Fingered

By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 506

You deserved it 108

Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 225

You deserved it 76 119

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 886

You deserved it 3 719

Thanks!

By rachel - 19/02/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 792

You deserved it 8 610

lenamartinovic 13

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:23

Report him

YaboyVinnie 21

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:23

When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.

Comments

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 20 December 2012 23:55

I didn't care about anything from highschool even a year after graduating. If someone can't move on, they have issues.

CaysonJon 11

Friday 21 December 2012 0:09

Someone needs to get over himself O.o

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 21 December 2012 0:38

It doesn't matter what happened years ago in high school. That cop needs to grow up and do his job. OP, report him (and don't leave out his personal grudge against you) and ask for a different cop for the case. That's ridiculous, immature, and unprofessional.

rebelliousshroom 12

Friday 21 December 2012 1:01

But now there are 3199 FYLs and 4512 YDIs. This can't be right? As #91 said, there are several similar odd cases. Either there's something wrong with the website, or people are extremely grumpy because they don't look forward to Christmas..?

rlTlk 13

Friday 21 December 2012 1:08

Who the **** fights over a girl or a guy.. If they like you they like you if they don't they don't what goes in between you two won't change anything.. Unless they are just as petty. YDI sounds like you are both dramaqueen assholes and you got what was coming to you.