By doblex - 20/12/2012 11:19 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
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YaboyVinnie 21

When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Why is he a cop if he can't keep his butthurt from high school out of his job?

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mbuck87 19

I think that's a reason a lot of guys become cops

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nonnieluv 9

You should have had a donut ready to sweeten his mood

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SoylentCandycorn 10

The only doughnut a dirty cop like that deserves should be made of excrement, with pubic hair sprinkles.

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Mouton_fml 5

Call station, demand thorough investigation. Get him fired. Ruin his life for him not taking his job seriously.

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zombieslayer83 19

can anyone say "what's your badge number"

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Werken247 14

what's your barge number... what's your bulge under... what's your badger mumble... nope... can't say it

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stokkingu 8

You should've sneered and asked for his bosses number. . .

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Werken247 14

Why, is his boss cute?

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Driveshaft 5

No he didn't. Stop making things up, just so you can post on FML, it ruins it. Go ahead and moderate me.

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Atchoo 8

Just because he can't handle the situation like an adult doesn't mean you can't. Report him to his superiors and request a different officer handle the case.

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