Animals: Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds...

By stupiddog - 15/04/2014 12:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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By Username - 13/04/2011 07:05

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML

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By whykarma - 26/03/2013 21:17 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML

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By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

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By FML - 05/10/2014 23:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

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IllestRated 17

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:18

That's quite the SITuation.

tellyc 27

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:15

Atleast they are obedient ?

Comments

eatinchocolate 8

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:20

Did he have a gun, did you?

damnit1989 16

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:21

This is why the police teach them German commands. Sitze!!!! Nein!!!

rnilk 2

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:34

That's why you command them in a different language

dabomb0513 10

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:55

This.

LatvianPride 16

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:36

At least they didn't kill your dogs..

siddp 2

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:45

your lucky that the robber didnt tell the dogs to attack you.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:52

you got robbed by someone from the agency that trains your dogs?

ahh_rats 15

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:15

Someone isn't a pack leader

pratikp03 22

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:19

Time to get new dogs :s

scottacj 4

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:18

That's kind of rash... You don't just replace a dog because of something like this, you try and train it who to obey and who not to.

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:50

well trained by you, well played by thief.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:54

Loyal dog no matter who says what...hope you didn't lose anything too valuable OP

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