By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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whiskeey 14

How much did he offer?

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pwnman 33

Don't take his money, OP. It'll make you look bad. Separate from him but if you want to marry someone you find special later, divorce him.

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kilullu 16

#38's comment made me LOL too too hard

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Rallred32 20

"Douchecanoe"...I'll make sure and use that one more often!

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Vanillanougat 14

If that's the way he thinks people work, no wonder he thought it was okay to have an affair...

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classiceagle63 16

Did you take the cash then apply for a divorce?

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Redoxx_fml 22

Did he offer half his net worth ?

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kinky44 28

Sounds like he's used to paying women to do things.

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SmokinGuns 13

I think you mean novice unless you think OP's husband is coming out with a novel on his scumbaggery.

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strudelman 14

No, 'novel' as an adjective means 'new' or 'unusual.' Think of 'novelties.'

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GirlGamer12345 22

Do not forget. It's a cappy thing he did. He doesn't deserve you. It's hard but leave him. If u really can't and trust him then go to counseling. Also it won't be the same for a whole

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beautifulsoul89 11

@ 21...really?? Why would it be hard to leave someone whos cheating on you and than bribes you too??! obviously you never been in that situation or your really naive to say that!!

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mikbrooke 25

i feel like your naive to say it wouldnt be hard. she married the person. obviously she loves/loved him. just because he cheated, doesnt make it any less hard, or any easier. its still a difficult, hurtful situation to be in.

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GirlGamer12345 22

Because you still love the person he or she was. It's hard to loose someone you once loved because you miss the old them

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ninety 25

95 hit the nail on the head.

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melacortez 11

Take the money along with a divorce !

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