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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

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By Tree - 30/07/2010 11:34 - France

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

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By Pimp Daddy - 30/04/2017 20:00

Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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whiskeey 14

Friday 21 March 2014 23:42

How much did he offer?

VicRC 7

Friday 21 March 2014 23:43

Take the money and run!

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chocolatefrog28 29

Friday 21 March 2014 23:58

I can only imagine he'll be paying a good deal more with the divorce proceedings. I'm sorry for you, OP. That's thoughtless and hurtful of him.

ea247 20

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:00

You mean EX-husband cheating should never be tolerated!! Not even for money

blancoing 14

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:03

well was it at least a good offer?

vlalam 24

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:12

Wow, just wow.. Please don't reproduce with him and pass down those genes to ur kids...

AgaveRat 5

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:14

Divorce attorney and alimony expenses add up quick... I don't blame him haha. His money would be better spent on some grand romantic gesture in an attempt to win back your trust. Cash is just lazy.

alphabetta 23

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:15

Take the money and use it to file a divorce against him C: EDIT: didn't look at the comments before I posted, I got ninja'd twice >_>

skipper2009 18

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:17

How much did you get?

ZorroRooster 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:34

Take the money and divorce his sorry ass anyway

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:47

He can pay you half his wealth with the point of a divorce sorry OP

nanxi 30

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:47

He must've confused you for the prostitutes he's been seeing.

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