By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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whiskeey 14

How much did he offer?

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YellowKettleBell 31

Tell him it'll be double if he wants forgiveness, too.

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Fmlsea 28

There's something wrong with this FML it should state soon to be ex husband not husband! Unless you are staying with him then I can see why you have so many YDI. you would be better off leaving him , even if you could forgive him whats stopping him from doing it again?

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jmcr 27

You don't know how soon she posted this after she found out if im right divorce isnt a quick process but takes a good while to process

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numberswoman 14

That's stupid. You're married, so it's already your money anyway! How can he "pay" you?

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tehdarkness 21

It's the asshole tax. Obviously you should leave him but until you're ready start taxing him every-time he screws up.

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yvening 2

I would have left his ass after finding oyt in the first place.

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TheLadyOpal 30

OP might not have known before this, though. "Hey, baby, I banged my secretary, sorry about that, here's 50 bucks."

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vikky538 28

take the money and use it for applying divorce ..

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joopjoop 19

hopefully it was enough to cover divorce costs and get someone a new living arrangement!

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figgity83 15

Holy crap! That's rough, what a ahole!

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