By susan - 24/02/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML
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kikiface 1

fyl, but you're lucky to have a husband that helps around the house

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

did you know that in soviet Russia toilet flushes you?

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Stueyy 0

check first, tit. Now back to the kitchen

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amazingjane 0

stil think ur hubby is awesome for cleaning. absentminded....but awesome

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boatkicker 4

He told her to use that bathroom. They're BOTH absent minded. But then again, how often do you actually look at the toilet seat before sitting? I know I don't.

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jts924 0

lol so you fail basic observational skills too? sooo sad....

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youthink_fml 0

1. I don't get people that sit down without looking to see what they're sitting on. 2. I'm sure it felt wet when you first sat down. You had to sit in it an awful long time to get to chemical burns. People get that stuff on their hands all the time when cleaning without getting burns. This is more your fault than your husband's. YDI.

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letmeinplease 0

^ this ^ OP seems to have major issues with her husband- notice all the bitching and sarcasm? He forgot to mention it! You failed basic observational skills. Surely the routine with ANY shared bathroom, private or public, is enter, check door locks, check loo roll, check seat and floor for drips? It takes about 2 seconds. YDI for being a whiny cow.

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boatkicker 4

For me it's more like "Check that seat is down." The end. Door locks? Shouldn't a closed door be enough of a deterrent? Although I suppose if you keep the door closed all the time you wouldn't be able to tell that someone's in there. But even still, he KNOWs she's in the bathroom. He's not just going to randomly barge in the clean the toilet, if he knows she's peeing. Check seat for drips? Husband is a man. Men generally pee with the seat up, making it much harder to drip on it.

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jts924 0

if you have a guy in the house wouldn't u generally check the seat so you sit in piss? fail^^^

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letmeinplease 0

I was talking general toilet procedures, mostly aimed at public toilets. Nothing so revolting as a stranger's piss.

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purplemnm 9

-cue Martha Stewart accent- diluted vinegar is delightful when you add a touch of scent oil of your choice.

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McCannCanTriple 0

Do most people touch the toilet see before they sit down? That would be the only way to see something like that.

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xxXChiiXxx 2

I don't know ANYONE who looks before they sit, other than to check that the seat is up. She doesn't deserve this. *rolls eyes*

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ohSNAPyall 26

I check. What if the person before me sprinkled when they tinkled?

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boatkicker 4

If ts just her and her husband, that's pretty unlikely. He probably puts the seat up, so she has no reason to look.

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ohSNAPyall 26

"Actually cleaning the bathrooms"? Why would it be going above and beyond for him (but assumedly not for his wife)? They live there together; why shouldn't they share the chores?

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twat_waffle15 0

Wtf?? Why would Tilex burn ur ass? Dude, I sit on Clorox all the time accidently when I come home from school, go upstairs, and use my bathroom that my mom cleaned while I was gone for the day. OP's lucky to have a guy like that, and I guess I'm lucky my mom cleans my toilet and shower and empties my trash for me. But like I said, I sit on Clorox accidently and nothing even happened. No chemical burns. And can Tilex, which might even be less strong than Clorox, create chemical burns? Didn't you sit right back up when you felt it was wet? How strong IS that shit, anyway? Damn...chemical burns...I don't think it's EVER happened to me before. So yeah, fyl.

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