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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 16:45 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, my husband and I arrived in Barbados on vacation. We visited a club, and they had a selection of drinks with weird names. My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch, flicked his finger towards me, and said to the barkeeper, "Might as well get something I'm used to." FML

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By FMyEx - 06/12/2012 11:50 - United States - Southington

Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

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By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

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Rush

By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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Lightweight

By Sorry babe - 29/11/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 10:51 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 12:00

Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML

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Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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Receipe ideas

By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 16:00

Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML

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By mrmatt008 - 17/07/2009 12:07 - France

Today, I got back to work from a 3 week vacation. My boss had asked me to get him something so when I returned I presented him with a shotglass with the British flag on it. I later found out that he is a recovering alcoholic. FML

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KeannaLove 32

Monday 5 August 2013 2:20

Tell the bartender you'd like small dick because it reminds you of home. :)

Mat35 8

Monday 5 August 2013 2:19

Tell your husband and bartender this : screw you guys I'm going home. ( just like Eric Cartman)

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 5 August 2013 4:13

I had that beer. I didnt like it much, but I never made a joke about my wife with it.

homeless_turtle 5

Monday 5 August 2013 4:23

yea.. but are you really one? maybe you deserved it?

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 5 August 2013 4:25

I hope they have a drink called "The Flaming Asshole." Though, personally I think it'd be too strong for my tastes.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 5 August 2013 4:26

Tell the bartender you want a pussy potion because he won't be getting none of yours the rest of the vacation.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 5 August 2013 4:28

I hope he ordered it on the rocks because *lowers shades* that was ice cold.

kayteakay 26

Monday 5 August 2013 4:35

There are 3 explanations: You're a raging bitch. You're husband is a jerk. You're husband was trying to be funny. You should do some reflection and figure out which one it is.

nicoleriela1 9

Monday 5 August 2013 4:37

Hahah. Also, the show Psych is filmed in Barbados. True fact bitches.

MidnaLink 33

Monday 5 August 2013 5:58

Nice try! Show's filmed in White Rock, B.C.

Ziggy122 15

Monday 5 August 2013 4:43

Eh, he was most likely just trying to be funny. I wouldn't think much of it.

the_real_dvd 21

Monday 5 August 2013 5:26

My wife and I have a sense of humor where we trade jabs like that in good fun. Hopefully that's the case. If not, order him a nice warm glass of shut the hell up.