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Did you order the Whiney Prick?
To be fair that is a really nice beer haha
Yeah, it is. Always my go-to beer, especially at a club.
You should've ordered him a lonely **** and grinned back, "get used to it"
....and the divorce process begins now
harsh love lol
Lol not to be mean but I'm sure he didn't just pull that out of his ass.
Spend the rest of your vacation proving his point.
This couldn't have just been a poorly timed joke?
Well maybe OP is a raging bitch.
At least you have a husband and go on vacation. What a bitch, always complaining.
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Tell the bartender you'd like small dick because it reminds you of home. :)
Tell your husband and bartender this : screw you guys I'm going home. ( just like Eric Cartman)