By PreciousIve - 09/06/2009 15:36 - United States

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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML
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PreciousIve 0

*Clarification* My post is not fake, sex happens... And my baby was not abandoned carelessly she just took a late morning nap at her playroom (which is directly in front of our bedroom) and as most parents know trying to sneak sex after having a baby is like looking for the Lochness Monster. And since she is a light sleeper moving her to her crib is a self sabotage. So when all the sexytime happened our daughter must have woken up upon hearing the noise and being a natural 10 month old baby curiousity must have driven her to get up and see why mommy and daddy are making strange noises and since we didn't close our door so she can be within sight (why we close the door on her?) she went to us and watched most or some of the action. But the whole point of me posting it was so I can share a small part of my life to everyone and laugh at it, and isn't that the whole point of this site?

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smiller0789 3

You often leave your door open and leave your baby unattended on the floor when having sex? Failparent

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DeadManLaughing 0

Not really FML worthy. I can totally understand trying to sneak in some sex; It's hard as **** to do after having a baby. She'll grow out of it, though, so unless your having guests over and she starts making this noise, it won't be a problem. Taking extra precautions against her having a repeat performance helps. But I'm not going to rate this, because I don't see a serious problems.

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sentran89 0

she'll forget eventually if she's that young

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boopeedoop 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_t9VCKLXmI It's not mine, but I found it extremely fitting for this exact FML.

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rachie94 0

im calling social services!!!

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rachie94 0

im calling social services!!!

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razzumfrazzum 0

Ok....after reading the stupid peoples' comments about leaving a baby unattended and loosing much faith in humanity I realized that these people have obviously a.) never taken care of small children or b.) have taken care of small children that aren't theirs, but only for short periods of time i.e. the baby was supposed to awake and/or the parent was in close proximity......idiots. Babies can escape from their cribs and as it has already been pointed out you don't watch a child every second of the day.

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leahhhhh 0

thats not an fml thats just a great story

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LabelMeNot 0

Wow you fail as a parent... you had sex when your baby was awake and unattended???

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