By PreciousIve - 09/06/2009 15:36 - United States

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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML
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PreciousIve 0

*Clarification* My post is not fake, sex happens... And my baby was not abandoned carelessly she just took a late morning nap at her playroom (which is directly in front of our bedroom) and as most parents know trying to sneak sex after having a baby is like looking for the Lochness Monster. And since she is a light sleeper moving her to her crib is a self sabotage. So when all the sexytime happened our daughter must have woken up upon hearing the noise and being a natural 10 month old baby curiousity must have driven her to get up and see why mommy and daddy are making strange noises and since we didn't close our door so she can be within sight (why we close the door on her?) she went to us and watched most or some of the action. But the whole point of me posting it was so I can share a small part of my life to everyone and laugh at it, and isn't that the whole point of this site?

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You often leave your door open and leave your baby unattended on the floor when having sex? Failparent

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You people are idiots. If you have siblings that are 2 or 3 years apart, chances are that your parents had sex while you were sleeping too. There's nothing wrong with parents having sex, you know. The baby was most likely in her crib and just climbed out, it's not an impossibility that this kid can climb out of her crib, lots of babies do it before they can walk.

whimsical_fml 0

Well, Im unsure as to whether anybody else has already said it, but if the kids walking, they're probably at least a year old. If they can figure out how to walk, Im sure they could just as easily figure out how to get out of a crib. The parents weren't necessarily letting the child "lie around on the floor."

#2: If they have a baby, better to leave their door open than closed.

Um other than your child seeing you why is this even an fml? Its not like the kid will ever remember it...

Arkvoodle 0

Hence why I added the qualifier of 'Do you have kids?'. Thank you avalon for proving my point that the books you read are going to make you an overprotective douche of a parent. How would the child hurt herself in the middle of her 'playroom' floor while sleeping? The room is made specifically for the child to play in a hazard free area......yes you're an idiot. Also sarcasm never works when the person uses said qualifiers and on top of that pegs exactly what type of parent you would be if said qualifier were disproved.....Damn I'm good. Mama there goes that man! Preciate that thuyrn for reaffirming that avalon is a textbook parent. If it aint in the book then it aint gonna happen....HA!

i think its really hot that you guys have sex like that... i bet your baby got turned on ;)

That's too funny I love reading the comments here and seeing people who think they are so smart but are actually saying moronic things and insulting people. I think the comments are sometimes better than the fmls themselves.

thuryn 2

littlegoldwoman: You don't need to watch a baby sleep. They can do it on their own.