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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 15:28 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML

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By atsukobo - 02/11/2020 22:59 - United States

Today, after a nasty fight with my military husband, which resulted in mandatory marriage counseling, he told me we needed to talk about the fight. Not talk it over and apologize; talk it over so our stories are consistent when we see the therapist. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By atsukobo - 23/02/2012 07:59 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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By natattack - 11/09/2013 21:35 - United States - Temple

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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By Own goal - 11/03/2025 09:00 - Netherlands

Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML

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By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00

Today, we went to couples' counselling. After a while the therapist said to me, “Madam, since we've started, your husband has managed two full sentences without you interrupting him, and most of what you said was, frankly, childish whining.” I'm starting to realise I might be the problem. FML

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By madari - 21/10/2012 23:11 - Spain - Benalm?dena

Today, my husband and I went to marriage counselling. I confessed something that was bothering me, but he didn't understand. Our counselor repeated word-for-word what I said right back at him. He turned to me angrily and shouted, "Why couldn't you just say that the first time?!" FML

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By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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By crapedup - 10/10/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

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MisterMichael 9

Saturday 12 January 2013 19:20

Well that's better than agreeing to divorce. Good luck!

cswens25 8

Saturday 12 January 2013 19:20

Hopefully agreeing on that now will mean you disagree on a divorce later.

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cynically 19

Monday 14 January 2013 2:12

That's a good start.

kamareaux 24

Tuesday 15 January 2013 5:08

Better that than divorce.

snapdragon1100 7

Friday 14 June 2013 9:52

That's a good step in the right direction! Kudos to you for trying that instead of getting a divorce and calling it quits!!

pinkstardust 9

Sunday 9 August 2015 20:48

Well good luck

fantasyworld 37

Friday 21 August 2015 23:20

That's a start.

fryebaby623 14

Friday 13 November 2015 7:32

it's a start!

SiraSiemens 21

Wednesday 6 July 2016 13:57

well that is a fine thing to agree upon though. imagine if only one person thinks they need marriage counseling :s

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