Miscellaneous: Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price...

By it's just a name - 10/01/2013 05:53 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price range and everything we wanted in a house. However, the street it's on is called "Arbour Butte Road". My husband refuses to buy it because he doesn't want it to sound like he lives "in a tree's ass." I'm married to an idiot. FML

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Today, I found out that the piece of vacant land I purchased for $20,000 is illegal to build a house on, due to acreage restrictions. Thank you, realtor. FML

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Today, I learned that just because I inherited a house doesn’t mean I get to move into it to escape my crappy neighbourhood and asshole neighbours. Thanks to inheritance tax I have to sell the house to afford the taxes. FML

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Mirailecious 23

Thursday 10 January 2013 12:09

who names a street 'arbour butte road'?

gntfmlingnow 12

Thursday 10 January 2013 12:10

I'd have bought it just SO I could fill out "Arbour Butte Road" every time I had to write an address.

Comments

luvtheknot 6

Thursday 10 January 2013 19:49

Am I the only person who would pronounce Butte as byoot?

KayBeeFFFixed 5

Thursday 10 January 2013 20:05

#102 that's the correct pronunciation, so probably not =p

mountainmanneil 7

Thursday 10 January 2013 20:09

That's really dumb to be bothered by the st. name... perfect houses are rare. definitely rethink that one.

Derpylicious 3

Thursday 10 January 2013 21:04

It probably will not be the last time something stupid like this happens. Chances are that if you don't move there, you'll end up slowly resenting him until everything goes to shit.