Miscellaneous: Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price...

By it's just a name - 10/01/2013 05:53 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price range and everything we wanted in a house. However, the street it's on is called "Arbour Butte Road". My husband refuses to buy it because he doesn't want it to sound like he lives "in a tree's ass." I'm married to an idiot. FML

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Today, I found out that the piece of vacant land I purchased for $20,000 is illegal to build a house on, due to acreage restrictions. Thank you, realtor. FML

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Today, I learned that just because I inherited a house doesn’t mean I get to move into it to escape my crappy neighbourhood and asshole neighbours. Thanks to inheritance tax I have to sell the house to afford the taxes. FML

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Mirailecious 23

Thursday 10 January 2013 12:09

who names a street 'arbour butte road'?

gntfmlingnow 12

Thursday 10 January 2013 12:10

I'd have bought it just SO I could fill out "Arbour Butte Road" every time I had to write an address.

Comments

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 10 January 2013 15:42

Maybe she didn't now how much of an idiot he is when she married him. And it is pronounced Byoot, not Butt. This makes me glad I live on a street with a numerical name. Before that, I lived on Lost Knife Circle, the name for the road for the apartment complex I lived in.

dan_in_wi 12

Thursday 10 January 2013 16:33

oak, pine, ash, or maple? that's the real question...

thew_fml 14

Thursday 10 January 2013 16:34

i'll just chime in with the other "Byoot" not "butt" but you married him = YDI and if you let him ruin your chances at a perfect house YDI^2

partypickle 4

Thursday 10 January 2013 16:51

Threaten to leaf him!

Black_Rose6 10

Thursday 10 January 2013 17:44

It's better than living down Kitchen-Dick Lane. I had to babysit two kids that lived on that street.

SparrowMint 11

Thursday 10 January 2013 18:16

Butte is actually pronounced like beaut in beautiful.

GayMatt 22

Thursday 10 January 2013 18:25

I would have moved just for the adress alone, thats hilarious

ForeverAloneGal 23

Thursday 10 January 2013 18:27

There's Elephant Butte in NM. People love saying stuff like, "Ready for Elephant Butt this weekend?!" Embrace it.

Igloolik 9

Thursday 10 January 2013 18:32

If it's that much of a problem for him, just remind him that you can petition your local government to change the name of the road.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 10 January 2013 18:56

I live on Farthing dr, and my friends call it "Farting dr." Doesn't matter what the street is called, someone will find a way to twist the name into something silly.