Miscellaneous: Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML

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Germ warfare

By kallens - 17/01/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

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By minty - 14/03/2015 03:52 - United States

Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

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The good old days

By WOWreally - 25/09/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Breanne - 14/07/2011 15:25 - Canada

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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caticaticati 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:23

Because she's a dumb ass and embarrassed herself, you dumb ass.

Just_Me_143 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:24

hey, I did that when I was younger at a way museum. except I went behind the so called 'statue' and dropped coins in her open hand... then she turned around and I ran like hell

Comments

xxdangbooxx 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:26

tripout- I see why that's your name here. -_- mhmm. no ones anyones bitch unless you admit it. calm ur ass down.

Six23 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:00

Lol, I would've done something like that, I don't know about getting all up close and yelling though.

suksforu 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:38

wow thats really funny

failirl 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:33

I was literally at the fishermans wharf yesterday. Such a great time in San Fran.

paisleyv 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:18

sounds like monterey, california? thats where i live. and yeah, those wax figures are really realistic O.o

lexyypie 0

Monday 5 April 2010 4:59

this happened to me.! I felt so dumb..

Starhling 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 5:49

This reminds me of the movie The Wax Museum.

skreech96 0

Monday 27 September 2010 18:26

smooth dumbass

tessie98love 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 4:35

fake. obv u would knw its a guy. and im prerty sure he woul walk away when u started staring at him

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:01

Reminds me of a really bad movie.... Fat, ugly, make-up-packed lady with an annoying voice, wearing neon pink sweatpants and a matching jacket and holding a bucket of KFC... "Jerry, come look at this statue! It's so real!" I can totally imagine that. haha