By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML
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caticaticati 3

Because she's a dumb ass and embarrassed herself, you dumb ass.

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Just_Me_143 0

hey, I did that when I was younger at a way museum. except I went behind the so called 'statue' and dropped coins in her open hand... then she turned around and I ran like hell

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asianmusician1 0

Was it sunny when you went near the museum? If it was, and if the person you saw at the bench really was a wax figure he might have been partially melting. But nooo... who the heck in his or her right mind puts wax figures outside anyways? YDI. People like you shouldn't exist.

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TeamDazu 5

That happened to me once....... I was at a wax museum and there was this hot lady that was standing perfectly still. I was touching her face and breasts and butt. I found out it was not wax because she gave me a weird look

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Crystalkitty22 11

At least if you added a little more to this you could tell a great horror story.

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telli164 30

Hahahaha! Holy shit this is hilarious!

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powhovian221b 13

Well they wouldn't have a wax statue outside, if it gets too hot outside, it would melt.

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