By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Spicy
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Seems a little harsh to knee your wife in the face. Even if it was almost butt penetration.

I guess he really didn't want to do it in the butt, in the butt.

Comments

cuponator3000 11

Sorry to hear that op! I have been on both ends of something like that so I feel for you. haha I guess communication is key.

ugh men are such babies when it comes to their butts even if you were going for his butt wtf is he so afraid of ???

HighlandShadows 48

Everybody is entitled to a preference. If a guy or a girl isn't into a certain act they shouldn't be forced into it, nor should they be ridiculed for not wanting to engage in it.

Benderama 8

What a prude, so what if she was going for the butt, just roll with it

Were you going in circles while going down on him??

dragoongirl90 34
cnbcad 15

You must not go down very often if that is what he immediately thought of. Shame on you.

******** are not an entitlement. No one should be shamed for not wanting a dick shoved down their throat.

ArmchairAnalyst 9

No, sorry. They are mandatory.

No, they really aren't. If someone doesn't like something, they don't have to do it. How is it that things like that are 'mandatory' for women, but I bet most men would flip if a woman demanded they take it up the ass or have a dick in their mouth. You don't have a right either way, but you definitely don't have any right to demand your partner do something that you wouldn't want to do.

cnbcad 15

The number one reason men go outside the marriage is a wife that won't do oral. My marriage was important enough to me to do anything that was that important to her. That said, my comment was meant to be somewhat tongue in cheek.

What do you do to the poor man's butt to make him go ape shit?

hgp285 16

This is the problem with straight men. Smh

Glynnis62 13

Well this isn't something you hear every day...

Why would you go for his butt? What weird **** movies has he been watching?