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By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

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By Phoebe - 18/07/2009 08:15 - Singapore

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

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By demk - 20/08/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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By Dildno - 10/12/2016 08:48 - United States - Worcester

Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:18

Baby dragon > sex?

stfu_bam 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:19

Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

Comments

Blueglasscup 18

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:32

At least it wasn't an email from his mistress!

Bananaque 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:36

You must be a lousy lay. FYL.....and his.

IgotPoked 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:38

Haha he'd rather take care of his baby dragon alone, rather than you take care of his baby dragon! Priceless!!

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:38

I would've done the same thing. It's addicting. Try turning off iPhones, and iPads when trying to get boom boom... It is the only way. Well, I'd say turn the tv off too. I've been known to ignore my ginger when the eagles are playing.

Bananaque 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:38

You must be a lousy lay, FYL.....and his.

iluvfmls456 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:39

That sounds fun! Thanks for that; just downloaded it on my iphone:)

jnaslund 4

Tuesday 25 October 2011 5:42

What app is it??

dancer10xoxo 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:46

That's cold

ceddyz17 10

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:47

He was just trying to be a good dad jeeze lighten up

bunnyboo2596 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:48

I understand him I have the game too his baby dragon could of died :[

akayc32 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:59

Have*

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:07

Actually (as grammar nazis have already invaded), judging by the screw up, the intended line was "could've died". *bows* thank you! :3

WutzButz 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:02

Oh please, one or two hours so wouldn't kill it.

ihavetopoopnow 2

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:54

Don't you hate it when your taking a dump and water splashes on your balls?

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:14

Did you really just write a totally pointless comment that had nothing to do with the FML And **** up your usage of "your"?! *hint, I used it correctly* What? Did the water have boiling mercury in it? Geeze, take the hint the first time, this is a crappy FML that's why it got rejected