By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

Baby dragon > sex?

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stfu_bam 5

Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

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chickenwalrus 14

Baby dragon > sex?

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Blazingcrono 6

Hell yes. I'd take a fire-breathing, bone crunching, flying creature over a raging, hormonal, crazy woman any day.

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HowAreYouToday 34

I agree too, but #9 sounds forever alone

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kwchambers92 10

How about sex, on a dragon! You win twice

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LiveLaughFML 10

why don't you and your husband MAKE baby dragons? ;-)

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MrBoredGuy 1

Maybe he calls his dick "his baby dragon" That's what I do

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EvilPotato 14

MeBoredMan I am worried for you. Your husbands a boss, he's got his priorities first.

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DoubleDose 0

Looks like you need to be out buying a dragon suit, instead of on fml

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Fx13mz 7

34- You should watch the Gerard Butler version of Beowulf. It's a lot better than the lame CGI version.

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murlocholmes 5

You guys don't understand... He was indirectly trying to tell OP that he's great father material and that he's ready to have his own ki... OMFG MY DRAGON EGG IS HATCHING!!!

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guckylynn 19

34 Beowulf is an epic poem. Not a book.

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Keyman1212 14

If I were OP, I'd make it very clear that he is welcome to Fap to his baby dragon, because I wouldn't be putting out anytime soon after he pulled that shit.

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MattRoseen 12

9- You don't seem like you get many women at all..

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bizarre_ftw 21

I just tripped and almost fell with my phone in my hand and the app up, when I stood up the first comment was typed in a comment box as though I'd typed it. Can anyone explain this? I'm rather confused

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imustbeinsane 2

118 - you must have hit reply and then the button on the bottom right of the text box that says "show me the comment". At least thats how it is on the ipod app

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Palirose 22

Something tells me he was playing the app DragonVale.....how do I know? Because I pretty much do the same thing her husband does. -.- im fail. Yes I know.

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omgthatsosuppera 4

At least they only got a virtual baby dragon to deal with stead of a real one

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stfu_bam 5

Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

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PunkSk8ter 0

that's a bad lvl :/

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lifesucks1234567_fml 2

HAHAHAHA I have that game but seriously!? I would never go that far wtf

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DrDilllonReese 12

I actually went and bought the game after reading this FML. Fun, but not worth passing up sex.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

I'm about to go buy it now. no sex here I come!

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datoismyname 22

#94 obviously you do not love your baby dragon!

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SwaggerMelon 6

The game is DragonVale.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

DragonVale.. That's just another word for abstinence lol

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stfu_bam 5

Then how come I'm not a virgin? I play dragonvale :)

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HowAreYouToday 34

Your pic is so fitting, it's scary o.O

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SystemofaBlink41 27

One must always take time to take care his/her baby dragon

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DontModMeDammit 10

Disregard females, acquire currency.

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srhsrhsrh 0

lmao ya boy reference...

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ZeDolphinator 7

Thank you. I had no idea what this FML was about until you helpfully told me.

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bizarre_ftw 21

No you may not have any, there is a minimum requirement of IQ points, specifically 5, which you do not meet. Thank you for trying now please leave, or I will taser you :)

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bballsoccerrocks 7

iPad always is bad? Maybe you should have put it away. He is really stupid. Sorry OP

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tona01 16

Says the person that can't write properly

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bizarre_ftw 21

* write or think

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bballsoccerrocks 7

Idiots. It was on purpose. Wow. You can't think

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tona01 16

133 are you pulling a chantelownz? And by chantelownz you mean putting excuses to cover your own stupidity, thus making you look worse. Because i don't see how your "joke" is related in any way to the FML.

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bballsoccerrocks 7

The world is full of idiots. Like everyone who writes am FML

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bballsoccerrocks 7

The world is full of idiots. Like everyone who writes am FML

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Soloman212 28

Just gives me a chance to thumb him down twice for one stupid comment.

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bballsoccerrocks 7

Anytime, idiots

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bballsoccerrocks 7

Anytime, idiots

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bballsoccerrocks 7

Anytime, idiots

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bballsoccerrocks 7

Anytime, idiots

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Garyy_fml 11

So 165 apparently you've attempted to an idiot 4 times or so your profile shows.

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bryanorange 3

Jaja triple fail who quads a comment dumb ass pendejo Ps your a puto face

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Red7646 0

Lead the dragon to your cave?

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WowUStupid 0

He'll be a good father when you get pregnant.

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amylily123 9

Lol a virtual mythical creature is worth more than you.

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bballsoccerrocks 7

iPad always is bad? Maybe you should have put it away. He is really stupid. Sorry OP

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