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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 23:41 - United States

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Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML
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phobiaoffears 0

He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.

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kukus92 0

look at the bright side, now you can get that sex talk out of the way early.

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Sesh54 7

unless he already knows about sex from his friends.......

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IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

"I put on my robe and wizard hat." Did anybody else think of this while reading? Also, it's 5AM. Do you know where your kids are?

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redbluegreen 40

YES! But honestly, that's always on my mind.

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iKaite 0

I actually thought she did say 'I put on my wizard hat.' That would have been awesome...so awesome....

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redbluegreen 40

Well, maybe she likes to play dress up. (;

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LoveItOrLeaveIt 0

Yea no jokes! you heard giggling when this person whent to get up did you even think that chicking if your son was still in his room? clearly NO

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CruelSirDrum 0

thats not so bad. he will begin to be a fast learner in life.

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TheAmazing_fml 0

Oo my. ur poor son. scarred for life. ur supposed to look under the bed for kids b4 u **** dumbass. jk. :D

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augustdanielle 0

Hahah. Oh wow. That's terrible.

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