Sex and Love: Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 02:31 - United States - Tampa

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By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 17:00

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By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

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By Alock - 08/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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phobiaoffears 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:43

He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.

insensitivity_ki 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:47

He is so going to smoke crack...

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wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:24

YDI for obviously neglecting your 7 year old. I don't blame you for having sex but before you do, at least make sure you know where your kids are and pop in a movie or something to keep them entertained.

MommyNeedsMoreCo 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:42

OH NO!! At least he was laughing and not sobbing and rocking back and forth in a little ball...

MommyNeedsMoreCo 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:45

BTW, #66, get over yourself, do you even have kids?! He's 7 for goodness sakes!

myaccount11 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:45

omg. poor kid would be traumatized 10 years later. FY son's poor poor L

xNatsuki 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:02

Was he terrified when he crawled out?

deliapearl 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:04

Never to young to learn...

shelbysue282 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:12

haha wow. that sucks. but its pretty funny. he wont be traumatized. jeeze. he was just laughing because he hid really good.

spinarium 2

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:13

what a very good memory for the child. LOL f**k your son's life

CatFishFude 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:18

That's gonna be one ****** up kid when he gets a little older. Don't you think you should've checked where he was first?! Or better, sent him to a friend's house or something?! Terrible parenting.