By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Awahso 25

Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.

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K3LC 1

thats your fault for letting him freeload off of you OP. cant really say **** your life if your the one ******* it. grow the **** up and dump his ass.

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Twisted_Angel 17

Let his stupid ass go to jail for unpaid tickets. Sounds like you could use a break.

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ThisBeAUsername 6

Meaning he was doing 75mph inside of her... If you know what I mean

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SwtCherryPie 26

Well if you read the comment fully you would have seen she said he's a freeloader, which probably means no job and she has to pay for everything.

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mscat 0

You have to pay for? No wonder he got ticket!

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miked80 2

Al least he wasn't do 69 in his mom last night

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

You should make him work off both tickets. Or make him sleep in a tent outside. Or both

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lazlow_fml 2

If you're married, you shouldn't get too hung up on what's yours and what's his. As I see it, what's yours it his and vice versa. If I worked and my partner didn't, I wouldn't keep a running total and hold it against them.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Yeah, but what if your partner did nothing all day but sit around eating bon-bons and watching TV? You pay for everything, working hard to do so. Sorry, but I'd consider that free-loading, even if your married. Getting married doesn't magically make a moocher not a moocher.

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