By me - 04/02/2012 19:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 322
You deserved it 6 009
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Brelywi 15

So bake the man some cookies, woman!

223 25

Comments

lolman222 0

When a guy hears "a special treat" they think food. When a guy hears "fun in bed" they think sex. Guys are like puppy dogs sometimes. Yes, I'm a guy.

1 1
gibsjame 0

peanut butter and chocolate chip ftw!

0 0
Jeathrow 2

That bad at sex? Yikes

1 1
at_1sexymofo 3

Cookies are pretty ******* awesome...especially Oreo's

0 1
jurbul 15

Yay, another manipulating woman using sex as a reward or to get their own way.

5 2
monnanon 13

er no she offered sex AFTER the yard work was done, they both participated in the work too. How is that manipulating him. In many cases a reward for a good deed is called positive reinforcment, everyone does it maybe not with sex but with any kind of treat.

1 2
finished 10

Seriously ... What's wrong with cookies??

1 1
Wildhunter16 3

As i said before, food > sex.

1 2
picturescrazy 24

I vote you do both. Cookies + sex would make an amazing combo (: But I agree with the others, it's lame to treat sex as if it were a reward. I would hate to be married to someone that'd only have sex with me if I did something to "deserve" it.

1 1
r0boT 0

In his defense cookies are delicious.

0 1
pippacrawford 4

If sex is a "special treat", you need to reevaluate your sex life. Bake naked and have him eat cookie dough off of you. Then drip chocolate down his penis and lick it off

3 1