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By preggers - 30/11/2011 14:57 - Canada

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

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By wmkaz - 21/04/2012 06:15 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML

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By wtf - 01/05/2015 22:57 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

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By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML

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By oink oink... - 12/10/2013 13:19 - United States - Mason

Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML

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By Superwoman678 - 27/10/2020 05:01 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. This brings me bad news and good news. The bad news, I'm a vegetarian. The good news, I finally know why I've been craving Big Macs for the last two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

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By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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By blahblah1993 - 20/02/2015 17:56 - United States - Katy

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML

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By nobabies - 10/12/2017 01:30

Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML

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TheRealBrianGrif 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:04

Then will the baby be a slider?

jackassiddy 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:13

Next time you see him in his underwear ask him if he is really cold or is he just smuggling tic-tacs.. Nickname him pea shooter..

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erockinthesuburb 17

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:29

Rabble rabble!

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:31

Walk around going "robble robble robble" like the real Hamburglar. Get the mask and hat, too, if you can find them. 28: you must have posted as I was typing....good fingers!

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:33

Just make sure you lose the baby weight after he/she is born or you'll have to learn to respond to that name.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:35

I ate McDonald's last night & when I had my morning shit, I felt like I just gave birth...

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:38

I ate there yesterday as well. Except I felt hungover today... strange.

ice723 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:36

we need pictures....and would that mean you have ketchup instead of milk....

loserman67 35

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:39

Men can be so insensitive - I know I am one. Look, let the nickname stick - just ignore it - have the baby - lose thebaby weight - get yourself all sexy - then tell him you no longer accept "small wieners" only "Big Macs"!

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:42

Don't worry OP, my cousin looked like she was 7 months pregnant at 4 months. Just be happy that you have a little baby on the way! You're pregnant, enjoy it! Eat whatever the hell you want! And you'll have your revenge because when you're in labour, you can beat him up and keep reminding him "YOU DID THIS TO ME"

sucks2BEyouu 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:45

laugh in his face and ask him the same question >; )

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:47

This is when you start developing cravings for garlic bread or something. Enough garlic bread to repel all vampires in a five-mile radius. Something nice and stinky.