Health: Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood...

By AmySweet - 18/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2023 16:00

Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML

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By GiveMeCake - 02/12/2018 22:00

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 19:55 - Canada

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 2:19

My mouth was watering reading this..

Mirorbo 26

Friday 19 August 2011 2:20

....Must I point out the obvious? Your husband is a dick...

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poohforMVP 4

Monday 22 August 2011 6:56

This was not a good fml to read on an empty stomach

myflowers 0

Monday 22 August 2011 16:19

Punch him in the ball sack! Then just tell him you want him to be able to feel and experience some of the pain your going to have to go through.

Hetalia_loves_me 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:29

That dick!

InvaderC 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 20:41

Make him buy you another

xkristinannx 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:23

He totally cares about you and his baby.

ohthatgirl 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 0:34

I would have hit him and snatched it back lol

helloirony 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 18:54

This is barely a FML. Can't believe it was published. OMFG your husband ate your cinibun? Fatties.

alyrawr 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 6:02

Next your giving him a bj stop halfway through and walk away. Payback!!

kamaya_fml 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:07

What a fat piece of shit...

BloodandIce 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 15:12

Oh, man. If I was you, I'd be seriously pissed.

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