By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That man is boss!

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monkeysareyummy 0

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

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Comments

Crinale 7

Gotta respect that dudes' skills, texting like a dick :P

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ILoveEmoes 9

And you're complaining becauuuseeee? Obviously your man can use his penis! Take the phone and get him to put it to a constructive use.

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rhem180 8

What was the sentence?

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samimurr28 10

I now have to worship this man.

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martron3000 5

This is a skill that will come in handle if he's ever in an accident & his arms are pinned down. He can type a message to get help!

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martron3000 5

This is a skill that will come in handle if he's ever in an accident & his arms are pinned down. He can type a message to get help!

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