By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That man is boss!

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monkeysareyummy 0

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

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ErocX85 0

Maybe if you slept with him more he would have an erect penis to touch your phone with ... Also it mustn't be very big

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RomoniReed 6

Now, that's talent!!

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LullzKitteh 1

fyl since ur hubby obviously suffers from Princess Tinymeat Syndrome. i condole u.

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Attaru 8

This is where, Like a Boss came from.

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ChantalT 1

That's kind of messed. I wonder what made him have an erection then the thought of using his penis to type with the phone

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ana82180 1

Just start calling him pencil dick ... Lmao

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

He must have a small penis if he can accurately type a whole sentence using the tiny buttons on a cell phone. My condolences. :D

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splyntr 0

...and so once again, Chuck Norris strikes!

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