By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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adamo_erebus 26

At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D

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bjhhjh 20

He wanted to be his cleanest for you

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Nastorrian 11

Well on the bright side at least you didn't get a booger on the face..

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Witchylady 17

Yuck. I hope he didn't inspect it after he yanked it from his nose or even worse put it in his mouth before he kissed you. FML

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cheshireau 26

My ex picks his nose and eats it. When I caught him, he had a go at me for raising my voice because it was embarrassing.

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badluckkirsten 4

get rid of it before it drops on you undeestandable

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stolenballoon 5

To be fair, picking your nose actually has some health benefits. While it's looked at all "ew that's gross," your boogers trap dirt and junk from getting further into your respiratory system, and picking them out clears it all up. Look at it this way, OP; if his nose is clear, he can kiss you unobstructed.

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