Love: Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would...

By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 364

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 285

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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You deserved it 404

By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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You deserved it 2 905

By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 4 942

By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

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You deserved it 2 953

By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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You deserved it 4 726

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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You deserved it 3 501

By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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You deserved it 3 712

adamo_erebus 26

Monday 10 February 2014 9:20

At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D

bjhhjh 20

Monday 10 February 2014 9:21

He wanted to be his cleanest for you

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drayloon 50

Monday 10 February 2014 9:29

well that blows.

thelittlemissy 29

Monday 10 February 2014 9:39

Maybe it's the same guy as the one collecting toenails...

fartay55 11

Monday 10 February 2014 9:39

That's so gross lol

unfuckmylife 13

Monday 10 February 2014 9:40

Someone's a bit nosey

zandalee 19

Monday 10 February 2014 9:42

That's so gross. Why the **** does he think you need to see that? Does he have no pride? I would of hoped his head caved in after all of that picking...

adrianh1090 12

Monday 10 February 2014 9:58

Corny comments everyone?

drshn 22

Monday 10 February 2014 10:00

pick and lick in action.

Vitally 6

Monday 10 February 2014 10:10

That's pretty strange. I pick out my clothes and such, but your husband has to pick his nose out? Are you married to Mr. Potato Head, OP?

xerbrus 14

Monday 10 February 2014 17:25

nope Michael Jackson reborn...too soon? Well not for me

telli164 30

Monday 10 February 2014 10:15

Well duhh, men can't multitask ;)

luminis12 23

Monday 10 February 2014 10:56

It could've been worse

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Same thing different taste

Gross idea

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