By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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adamo_erebus 26

At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D

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bjhhjh 20

He wanted to be his cleanest for you

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JMichael 25

The FMLs of late about the bad hygiene of men is kind of making me ashamed of my sex..

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steve31789 8

What he's trying to say is if you were a booger he would pick you first :)

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Nastorrian 11

We're YOU not paying attention? He picked the booger first. Not her.

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SwtCherryPie 26

Maybe he wanted to be able to breathe while he kissed you. Although, he could have gone to the bathroom to do it.

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Melkboy 7

Dust and filth accumulates in the nose. Get used to it.

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kenleybunch 15

Just a little pre-makeout snack. For energy....

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