By tara - 18/12/2015 17:49 - Switzerland - Zug

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
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Psycocharger 19

What did I just read...?

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Well that's vile. Spray him with Liquid Ass and see if he likes that

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faeryofshalott 25

I don't know whether this is gross because your husband is constantly farting in bed or if it's romantic because he is trying to make his farts smell good... Either way it sounds like something my husband would do.

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kohcoldnut 6

haha that's actually kinda funny. he must feel really comfortable around you to do that. :)

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TheLastCenturion 19

Good heavens, you've married a colossal ******* idiot.

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samlovesham1234 9

I thank God that my husband hasn't thought of this. But then again, he knows that if he tried this, I'd smack him upside the head.

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saraaa2552 15

That is the most odd thing I have ever read

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shooterstb 3

I totally get him, I think my farts smell like roses!

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