By Anonymous - 21/04/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, my husband got jealous of my new vibrator. I got the vibrator to "spice things up" between us, because he hasn't touched me in months. FML
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julfunky 29

If I hadn’t touched him in months I’d say it’s to be expected.

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RichardPencil 30

A man can never match the frequencies of the machine. Truth Hertz.

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dexter420 21

Maybe he would prefer you bring home a strap on

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dexter420 21

Its ok for a woman to make the first move. Haven’t you been watching the news? Equality

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ezrajab 22

Have him buy a sex robot

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Sinshine 28

How insecure do you have to be to feel bad about your partner having toys?

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DanielleinDC 33

If he hasn't touched you in months, you need to talk about why. I get that you're trying to spice things up, but a conversation before you bought the vibrator might have been a better way to go.

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MitiMiki 16

Agree with many here. The bigger issue is the lack of intimacy. Unfortunately, as important as it is to a healthy relationship, it is often one of the most difficult to talk about. Lack of interest in sex can indicate more serious health issues. I suggest you try to talk about it and if you need help, seek counseling.

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rs7797 9

that is even better for him, he is damn lucky he has a good woman like you, and should be happy its only a vibrator and not a person

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