By Anonymous - 21/04/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, my husband got jealous of my new vibrator. I got the vibrator to "spice things up" between us, because he hasn't touched me in months. FML
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julfunky 29

If I hadn’t touched him in months I’d say it’s to be expected.

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RichardPencil 30

A man can never match the frequencies of the machine. Truth Hertz.

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QueenAfrodite 8

Screw him he’s lucky you didn’t get a new mate lol. How are you not going to touch your lover and then get jealous when they get a toy to get them off. You’re better then me because if that wasn’t a medical issue that caused this no touch phase I would have been moved on.

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sunnyray812 42

That's why you always discuss buying a sex toy with your partner first. Just going out and buying one without knowing how he feels about it can create large issues, one of them being losing trust. If he is uncomfortable with sex toys, you should respect his feelings. Talking about it first can also help discuss boundaries when using the toys. For example, what toys are ok to use, when to use them, where on the body to use them, how to use them, how often, etc. It's important to know where your partner stands when it comes to bringing anything into your sex life and masturbation.

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