By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 273
You deserved it 4 488

Same thing different taste

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tell him to shit two bowling balls and then come back and report

Sometimes when I get really gassy and take a bad poop it gives me flashbacks to giving birth. So I don't think he's that far off.

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Constipation does actually hurt (despite anatomy in this case)

Glitterbaby2613 20

it has been proven that a woman can handle alot more pain than a man for a longer period of time( yes child birth) imagine having twins!!!!!! child birth can go on for a minute to all day depends on the woman really and how many kids she has in her womb