By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
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snafu57 1

tell him to shit two bowling balls and then come back and report

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shenanighenz 0

Sometimes when I get really gassy and take a bad poop it gives me flashbacks to giving birth. So I don't think he's that far off.

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jms08 0

Because he's not mature enough to be making these judgements apparently. And not only that he's 15, but he's a 15 year old MALE.

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Redders123 1

Some men can be such drama queens... geez.

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con5 0

women think it hurts giving birth, but they've never gotten their care package stolen on mw2

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Pixeh_fml 0

I'm pretty sure her labor lasted longer than his dump. I wouldn't say this is a fyl, but your hubby is kind of an arse in saying that, OP

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Raddaya 3

Tell me the next time taking a dump releases endorphins. Not saying childbirth doesn't hurt, but the endorphins definitely help.

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

there are a bunch of similarities •screaming •LOTS of heavy breathing •sweating •PAIN •and your push something huge out he's right ya know, laxative is like the medicine they give u before u give birth it lessens the pain

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DarthVader77 9

Well, he will never know for sure, just tries to figure it out ;). This is the closest he will ever get, anyway :)

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Charryboo 11

If it's that big take him to a doctor!! LOL

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RexRocks 7

Nah idk exactly since I'm a dude but I'd say it's like pushing a marble out of your piss slit

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