By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

There are so many things wrong with this. Sorry.

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nix1993 41

Say nothing, stay completely calm, lull her into a false sense of security. Then go home and dutch oven the little brat.

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koztm 12

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FracturedMinds 21

Because they blame their farts on you? Not really a deal breaker.

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Sports_guy3 28

You don't want to bring a new life in the world? You don't want to create a possible world-saver?

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hammerTime90 5

and it's comments like that people like you should never have children because they do worse than that everyday. yes my daughter makes me feel a little red faced sometimes but more often then not she makes me so proud to be called her mummy.

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squideth 18

Oh shut up you pretentious lot. Some people don't want kids. Get the **** over it. They're not worse people because of it.

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_Awakened_ 4

Sorry, but a wizards staff going into a wizards sleeve to create a magical being? Sounds majestic

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tellyc 27

They do say little kids are honest...

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TheImaginarySong 16

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junkman6 22

Because they're brutally honest? Or because they believe just about anything someone tells them?

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dachayke 16

People who dislike children are generally assholes.

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TallMist 32

*SARCASM WARNING!* Yes! Hate the child for not understanding that her dad was joking! Hate on the child for doing what she thought she was told to do! Perfect sense, I do say. *END SARCASM!*

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olpally 32

That's just awful. She needs to be taught the difference between right and wrong. Your husband is a jerk as well.

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kenji212 8

:3 daddy's little girl! Hahhaha sorry op.

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it__happens 17

At least you know she listens to her father!

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JMichael 25

Even jokingly that's pretty rude from your husband

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perdix 29

Let's hope you were in the store that sells supermodels. Well, you can lose weight, but ugly goes to the bone.

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worldclassrager 39

Don't take it personally...who else could she blame!

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