By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

There are so many things wrong with this. Sorry.

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nix1993 41

Say nothing, stay completely calm, lull her into a false sense of security. Then go home and dutch oven the little brat.

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FracturedMinds 21

I hear they have a button you can press for that. Maybe I'm imagining things... I do that sometimes.

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hazardmuffin 21

fyl for having a husband who thinks its okay to teach your kids to essentially body shame.

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Cagara_fml 10

I don't know which should upset you most, your hubby encouraging your daughter on such a gross behavior or on the fact that she has to pin that on someone else

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sanecatlady 13

Maybe it was something she that she just blurted out of embarrassment. :)

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ThankYouGoodbye 14

FML if you are thin. YDI if you're actually fat. How hard is it to spend some minutes to exercise and stay healthy?

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squideth 18

You're straight-up a terrible asshole. Being thin doesn't automatically equal healthy. Mentality like yours is what causes eating disorders.

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Gityerchicken 12

Parents should be teaching their children personal responsibility. That's what's wrong with our society. A fart's a fart. Be proud and own it!

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breakinlegs 19

blame it on the dog then nobody gets hurt!

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breakinlegs 19

I would have been like "Yes, it was me! I'm the most stinky fart maker in all of the land! Dear to have a dual?"

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