By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

There are so many things wrong with this. Sorry.

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nix1993 41

Say nothing, stay completely calm, lull her into a false sense of security. Then go home and dutch oven the little brat.

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toxicfishwaffle 3

Damn, your husband's an ass.

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kmartFTW 12

That's when you should actually fart in her face. give her pink eye. I believe that would teach her a nice lesson¡

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leary96 15

Well at least you didn't raise a lier.

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perdix 29

Explain how genetics works and what her fate may be.

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AlifromSomerset 1

If you're from the UK, why on earth are you spelling it 'Mommy'???

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Cujo3269 9

Are you that big? If so, get working on it

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kmartFTW 12

Send the brat to boot camp and divorce his ass!!

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Ley135 20

My momma would have been horrified had I done that in public lol

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UnumPhenomenous 3

Huh you're in the UK but she said mommy instead of mummy. I'm calling bullshit on this fml

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