By eer004 - 07/12/2013 10:06 - United States - Odessa

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML
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eer004 8

I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed

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TyT63 12

atleast that's the only pussy he asked for

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EverestMelting 23

He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.

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glitterkuro 18

This so doesn't count as permission! You absolutely have the right to be pissed off, I would be.

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martin8337 35

Me thinks he asked for the wrong pussy.

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FrancescoC 4

How is it possible that he hasn't asked for anal yet?!?!?

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squidgy787 22

Why do you assume he'd need to ask her while sleeping? Maybe she enjoys it.

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yusaku02 20

Congratulations! Cats are wonderful!~

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nerovetsrethca 20

Haha, well who doesn't like cats :3 be carefull though hope your wife understands that she can't use that answer though. Otherwise she asks 'can I shop with your creditcard' or something. But don't think someone would do that.

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worldclassrager 39

Well hope he doesn't abuse that...I am not sure if there is way to change your answers....hope all goes well...

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Gittoh 21

you can always make room for a cat!

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joplin_fml 2

My family does this to me too! I don't remember anything!

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