By eer004 - 07/12/2013 10:06 - United States - Odessa

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML
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eer004 8

I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed

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TyT63 12

atleast that's the only pussy he asked for

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EverestMelting 23

He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.

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GraceMarieC 13

That's the opposite of a problem!

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NoFightinDestiny 9

With great power comes great responsibility. Oh, and cats are cool.

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xnyletak 17

Same with my mom. That's how I got away with Eaton candy bars for breakfast for a week when I was little.

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Neesalun 20

He can also ask telling questions so let's hope you aren't hiding anything from him.

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amykins11 6

This is why I have a strict don't ask me anything while I'm asleep rule...

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reymon8823 24

Better than getting woken up to unwanted anal just saying

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jay_south 19

My roommate did this to me, too; except what he wanted was to borrow my car. I'm glad I don't work nights anymore...

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