By eer004 - 07/12/2013 10:06 - United States - Odessa

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML
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eer004 8

I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed

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TyT63 12

atleast that's the only pussy he asked for

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EverestMelting 23

He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Awww I don't know why, but if he could have asked for anything and he asked for a cat that seems kinda sweet. Maybe you should start encouraging him to ask you things like "honey can we take a trip to Hawaii." Or "Honey you need a new car, right?"

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BlueFlatts 20

A pussy can be very encouraging. If only in a different context.

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Xotoolyxo 16

At least you only say yes in your sleep, you could be giving away secrets instead

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psycheiris13 20

Or maybe she does both. Hopefully not though.

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vewwe 20

Are you sure he didn't know it already before? You were awake when he proposed?

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perdix 29

Pretty soon you're going to wake up in a threesome. ;)

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karlcolt45 19

“hey me and your sister are getting along great, what do you about us going old school Utah up in here?"

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awkwardloveannie 28

at least he asked first and hopefully you aren't allergic to cats

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