By eer004 - 07/12/2013 10:06 - United States - Odessa

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML
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eer004 8

I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed

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TyT63 12

atleast that's the only pussy he asked for

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EverestMelting 23

He better be careful what he gets into. That kind of power could go to his head.

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sabriyyahwitter 6

Let's hope he doesn't get any more pussy

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sig4life 18

At least it was a cat you woke up with instead of an extra person in bed.

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gracehi 31

That's very nice. Now back under the staircase with you.

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yourmurderscenex 13

My cat only has one eye.

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AyeJay101 25

On the bright side, he doesn't mind a fluffy pussy - so throw away those razor blades.

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timss4 19

Such power put to waste... I'd have a new gun to add to my collection every 3 months lol

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keakatchu 2

DUDE I have the same exact thing! my sister asks me all sorts of obnoxious questions and I'll finally wake up and my closets empty! she takes off with all my clothes and tells me I gave her permission?!

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nitrog100 21

He could have asked for so many worse things.

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inumiko 12

I hope he never asks you if you have cheated on him

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