By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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pinktiger 0

thats what you get for being nosy

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MeganTBone 0

My name in my husband's phone is 'Wifail', as in fail wife. Maybe it's just a 'cute' little nick name. Does he tease you alot?

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MeganTBone 0

My name in my husband's phone is 'Wifail', as in fail wife. Maybe it's just a 'cute' little nick name. Does he tease you alot?

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marshmallowmouse 0

YDI for looking through his contacts! Snoopy! Give the guy a little space, jeez

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blastvortex 3

So he's a dumbass. You're a snoop. You sound like a smashing couple.

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RPGod 0

When he gets home, nag him about it! That'll make him change it... oh wait...

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Loveya448 0

Don't look through his things next time.

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onehotdemon 0

Well if you always do shit like looking through someone else's phone, I say the title is pretty accurate. Karma's a bitch... just like you, apparently.

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CaleighChi 0

I love how everyone uses this website just to yell at people. Every post i click on, I see people getting angry at the OP and trying to make them feel worthless, Just because it makes them feel better. This is supposed to be a comic wesite, not one where people try to belittle other people. The OP rarely ever actually reads the comments, and if they do, I doubt they care...so why are you guys trying to be mean??? why are you trying to make the OP feel worthless and stupid?? I just don't get it. Like i'm fifteen, and I get it. If you don't have something nice to say... Just don't say it...It's not rocket science. Alot of the comments are fine, and funny, But some of them are just hurtful. So???? i say just stop making this website a place for you to belittle other people, becuase it makes you feel like you're worth something. We are all equals..No one is better than anyone else... And I hate it when people think that god has somehow made them better than the average person. It just makes me mad, That even though alot of you are adults, you are still acting like children and tearing eachother apart. I like this website for something to laugh about, But as soon as you click on the comments, its hundreds of messages of people telling the OP they are "retarded", or worthless. I'm sick of it. Please stop acting like children and have the decency , even though this is the internet, to treat other people as you're equals. And i'd like to say the thing you guys have probably heard since you were children, but seem to think that you're too good to obey it. "treat others the way you want to be treated" Simple, I don't think it could be any clearer. Now I fully expect some retaliation commet, tearing me apart and trying to make what i said sound stupid. But That stuff dosent affect me. Just give people some basic respect, and you'll see that people will start respecting you. So please, just hear out what i said. And actually take the time to understand it.

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marshmallowmouse 0

You wanted a reply, here goes, kiddo. This is the wrong place to look for respect - for both OPs and commenters like yourself. It's called FML. If you want a smiley, encouraging, supportive audience, you probably shouldn't search for it here. If you're too good for fml, above other people's low brow hollering and antics, why don't you comment some place else, somewhere that doesn't offend you?

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alexandraa_fml 0

Whats the point of even commenting if im going to have to edit to fit your standards, and plus like you said, more than likely they arnt lurking reading all the comments so who really cares? & if theyre boohooing over what a complete stranger said via the internet then thats totally ridiculous.Although most people on here do make assumptions, who cares? What more Can we do? How boring would the comment section freaking be if they didnt? Theyre just doing it to start an argument or state their point of view on the matter, its not like its factual information or anyone believes it to be. Someone just takes things too seriously.. ahem.. People that submit here have more than likely seen some of the responses and should be ready for a little retaliation and common trolling. I dont see the big deal.

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scarlett361 0

okay, didn't you post this exact same comment on another FML? why? this isn't someplace for you to come and preach.. relax and chill out

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omghehehe 0

Omg, i almost choked on my water! :D Nani?!!!! Nani o shiru deshoo ka??? Sheesh, i wish i knew swear words in Japanese too!! I guess "The Bitch" could be funny? However, its funnier to see a girl refer to her man as her bitch ;)

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GeneralBE 0

stop being a bitch then

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