By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 390
You deserved it 17 363

Same thing different taste

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I didn't hit FYL or YDI. I just hit "Favorite". This is just HILARIOUS. XD

kyo27 0

holly shiTTTT what are you going to do about that? i say confront him!!!!!!!!

big deal every married guy i know calls their wife that. even the born again christians.

in fact i call my female dog bitch when i take her to the dog park. the girls who look like dogs give me dirty looks when i do that for some reason.

And yet your username is "ladiesman"...delusional much?

shalizzz 0

Why would you look through his phone? Why would you call one of his contacts without even knowing who they are? Are you that insecure? Do you have that little respect for other people's privacy? No wonder your husband calls you that....... give the man some space!

Cooper201288 16

As a woman in a long term relationship.. I AGREE 100%

I used to have the same entry in my contacts, except that it was for my boss at the time.

chill out, he's a man, you are his bitch. thus, "the bitch". if you don't find it funny, stop being a bitch (:

Wow, how clever, he called you a bitch. Don't be offended, it's the "go to" word for every dumb ass man who can't think for themselves.