Miscellaneous: Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his...

By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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Emergency

By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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By Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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pinktiger 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:55

thats what you get for being nosy

buttseckz 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:54

Curiosity killed the cat.

Comments

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 8:18

ydi... your own damn fault! stop being such a nosy bitch. i hate your kind.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 9:02

Wow, your husband is a genius. He obviously chose that name so that if you ever looked through his phone he'd be calling you a bitch for it.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Sunday 8 November 2009 9:20

Shouldn't be snooping. That said, I can't decide if this is FYL or YDI without knowing more about your relationship...

Bongobongo 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 10:04

so so fake, nobody calls numbers in other peoples phones, regardless, and if it was "the bitch" what suspicion could you possibly have? surely not that he was cheating on you. was it that ur husband hates someone? big deal. therefore there is absolutely no reason whatsoever for doing that, hence, fake

damnimunlucky 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 11:07

this sounds really farmiliar....i did that to my ex girlfriend but she found out because one of my friends told her....oh well FYL

His_Phoenix 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:36

He's dead.

Key_of_Heart 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 16:17

it's probably stuff like looking through his phone tht got u tht name! deservedddd

snegfml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:18

I'm sure he has good reason. Why? Because you are a bitch and snoop through others stuff, and while some admit that, you define yourself as "a very curious person". No, you're not. You're a snooping bitch. YDI.