By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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pinktiger 0

thats what you get for being nosy

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Phoenix_fml 13

Kate Gosselin? Is that really you? And of all the things to post on FML.com, you chose that?

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baumunk 0

I think I love you. C:

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unpossible 26

Phoenix, your questions were made of win.

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kravitzz1990 0

ok i feel bad for you but...... DAMN THAT MADE ME LMAO!!!!!!! hehe sorry :(

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zxf18611221 3

It is a joke rather than a story . but I like it .

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xApril 0

Seriously.. What if that had been the name of another number? What did you plan to say to that person? Seems fake..

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jessicalawson14 0

Hey, at least you are "THE" Bitch, and not just "a" bitch!

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jane99 0

Maybe you're the queen bitch. Bow down!

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diet_otaku 0

am i the only one who keeps all my contacts listed as their name?

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CandyKissesNum1 0

Ur husband is a jerk but if i were u i would laf it off i thought it was pretty funny, he probably doesnt mean it in a super bad way

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xoluvinshayxo 0

take a picture of your middle finger and set it as his caller id

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