By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ozymandias_fml 0

Sounds like he has you pegged, you snoopy bitch.

Special_K 0

he's just being a good husband.

I have a colleague who has a dog's bark as a ringtone for his wife's calls. Seems very proud of his joke. I doubt OP's husband did this hoping she would snoop around his phone..

you go snooping through his phone and actually CALL SOMEONE? do you really have any questions as to why you're labeled as such? i know words can hurt, but if the phone contact label fits......

idiotkid 0

I don't necessarily believe this. At the very least, the story is beefed up. Don't you know your own phone number? Last time I checked, most phones don't ONLY show the contact's name, but also their number. You would've seen your own phone number before having to call it.

HeyThereGorgeous 0

your all telling her she is one because she went snooping, but how many can honestly sit there an say you've never been snooping EVER. reality check. @OP - rename yourself as the ex and call him when he's got his phone!

Hurt16 0

not all ppl remeber their phone numbers my mother had her phone for 3years n now learned a part of her phone number.. when u rely on technology so much u really don't care to remember.. I give props to your husband I'm bout to make one up for my boy friend lol.... I can c it now "gun who never shoots" lol get my joke (for the slow ones think sex wise) ^_^

lol my dad would do that though he would not mean it

xbbyitachilover 0

omg. that is so mean! u should bitch slap him!