By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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flashback.miss 28

And that was when you delivered a well-deserved kick to his testicles before tossing him out on the street, right? My condolences, OP.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Or people who use the idiotic logic of "Well, you must be doing something wrong if he's looking elsewhere for sex."

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Ambiguous404 6

44- my comment was a possible pathetic reason for someone to vote YDI like the comments above gave! It's not what I think! I voted FYL!

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Bilover96 5

Cheater alert! But ehh give him a chance to explain himself, I'd still divorce him though that's just me

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imtooshy 18

@ Dude and Doc, there's no sense to argue with Vinnie, his narrow mind and his insults. He's turned this FML into a battle zone. Let him keep his twisted opinion and he can keep arguing with himself. Maybe his years of service has messed up his marriage?! Either way, let him rant to himself. Have a great day Dude & Doc

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_DudeGuy_ 16

Will do, I have already tried to end the argument, but he doesn't want to stop. So i'm just going to stop talking to him. You have a great day too!

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worldclassrager 39

Well I wonder how long this affair has lasted...but now you know and can get out...

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Vinnie500 14

That is it. I am done with this thread. The line of stupidity just gets longer and longer @soccer chic, REALLY ?!? Wars that America started, I guess you aren't from the US or are too young to remember 9/11. WE WERE ATTACK FIRST. And yes having you heart broken/being cheated on is very germaine and at the heart of this conversation. If neither of the above have happened to you then you can only speculate on the subject.

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juice99 13

Maybe it was your fault your hubby did this? Guys cheat for good reasons. Maybe you weren't satisfying him enough? Who knows. Divorce him and find someone and treat him good. Good luck!

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mollyjynxjax 28

There is no excuse for cheating. Cheating is cheating, and cheating is wrong. If his wife wasn't satisfying him, he should have talked to her about it.

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acerredrum 23

If OP's husband was that unhappy with his sex life/relationship that he felt he needed to get what he needed from someone else then he should of either suggested counseling to work through their problems, or if that didn't work leave her. Only then should he have gone looking for someone else.

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omgitslian 6

You're right! We women can't expect men to act with a shred of self control or common decency because they're just animals! It's not their responsibility to control their actions, it's ours; the women who are so much more enlightened than those lowly men. /s

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juice99 13

Sometimes wives get carried away by not going to the gym and stuff. They gotta look hot for their hubbys so if she doesnt hes gonna cheat. I dont know the situation of op, but he probably cheated for a good reason. She probably went to the gym less and put no makeup to look hot or something.

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TiffGreen 11

Wow! I think its divorce time! Or serious serious counseling... Sorry OP:(

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doglover100 28

Sorry OP. How hard is it to stay faithful?

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iamthunder 4

Congratulations! It's a healthy .... divorce!

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