By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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flashback.miss 28

And that was when you delivered a well-deserved kick to his testicles before tossing him out on the street, right? My condolences, OP.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Or people who use the idiotic logic of "Well, you must be doing something wrong if he's looking elsewhere for sex."

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Kc1001 14

like in the Bill Cosbey Show. It's the water. he's going to have a sandwich and a soda!

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simsgirlgem 25

I hope you left him and have a good lawyer to make sure you get the house and the good stuff where as he get's the shitty stuff

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JennNoVa 8

Correction: Your soon-to-be ex-husband of 3 years.........

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jdrappi 12

You totally deserve this

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HarroIAmBob 21

how the **** could OP possibly deserve this?!?!

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zfchatroulette 24

I don't understand the minds of people on the Internet...

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ocampo 6

well looks like you also shouldnt be married anymore

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Shepardspie71 8

Divorce him and make him pay. Get a physical and check you don't have diseases

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